Ah, I remember Katin. She claimed to be a surfer angel which I guess she thought made her better than the other porn sluts I’ve fucked. She was wrong, wrong, WRONG! I made sure that we partied outside since I was having my house fumigated for roaches. Apparently I left some food in some hard to reach places and now my home has been infested. Anyways, this bitch with big pantoons is just another notch on my size 62 belt. I wrapped my churro so I wouldn’t get my ramrod obscene with whatever she might have had. You see, I could raw dog those strumpets but I run the chance of getting sick and being unable to dine at the finest spots in LA. After all, I do have my priorities. Katin was last seen on a surf board hoping to catch a tsunami wave for a ride to Hawaii. I hurt to burst your bubble hottie but you can’t escape the wrath of The Minion.