I can’t stress enough that I’m the measuring stick in porn. Lori London is a fiend for the “white stuff” and I’m not talking about jizz. Her boyfriend was arrested for trying to sneak the shit up his booty while going through airport security. I agreed to get him a bail bondsman but only if his girlfriend put her annoying voice to fine use. Fuck it, she put her mouth to valuable use and I made sure my stamina was at an all time high. My weenie was at full attention as well as my stocks in fast food places I have a vested interest in. I dumped my load and sent her on her way. I hear that her boyfriend is now on his third strike and is on the run from the law. I hope it happens so Lori will beg me for a place to crash. I’ll allow her on the condition that my buffet buddies get to gangbang her on Wednesday nights since my local buffet has pork night and I am not down with that.