Before this honey was Tia Tanaka she was Mulaan Wang or something retarded like that. She told I looked like Buddah since my newly shaved head and large gut were present. I can not believe the audacity those harlots have. Let it be told that I, The Mighty Minion, shelled out the funds from my own pocket for this floozy to fly in from whatever godforsaken country she’s from. I could have sent a rowboat for her but I had a change of cholesterol-filled heart. Mulaan must have learned her dong sucking and fucking skills from the massage parlor I saved her from. She’s now a massive fucking deal in porn and I had a giant hand in that. However, I heard she’s still not that bright. When we fucked I said her I wanted to 69 and this babe told back,”Why do you want beef and broccoli now?”. Simply awesome.