Ashley Jordan is proof that inbreeding is still alive. I had her sent over to size her up for any future porn work. However, I knew that this sweetheart wouldn’t be a successful cock-milking machine by the way her attitude was less than stellar. Teaching those fuck toys some manners and humility is always a priorioty fr me much like making it to the daily buffet when prices are at their lowest. Ashley could not suck a weenie if her redneck life depended on it and her twat was drier than the prunes I eat because I’ve lately become irregular. I dropped my ball cream on those things she calls meatballs and was glad I didn’t pass out from the stench coming from her love tunnel. I gave her the check with a bit of parting advice,” Ashley, it’s not a nice idea to pick up chaps at family reunions.”