This week’s update features me with a brotha named Derek. Derek lives in the apartment complex over from mine. He’s OK, I guess, but he’s definately not one of my favorite niggahs. I mean he is been after me for months ever since this mate discovered my website, and it is getting kinda aggrivating, if you want to know the truth. He text messages me at all times of the day and night, and says nasty things about the size of his dong and what this man wants to do to me. Ewww. I mean sure, I’ll do ya, chick, especially since I found out from one of my girlfriends you are hanging close to 10 inches…so don’t keep text messaging me all the time! Duh! You’ll get a taste of me, and sure enough, you did! Stupid niggah! His load shot at the end was just eager…some of the gloopiest, whitest semen I’ve ever seen come outta a homey! Jizzel snizzel…fazizzel!!!