M.V.W.P…Most Priceless White Snatch! That is me! 🙂 Hee hee…I’m such a dork. Anyway, this week’s update is c-r-a-z-y…cause part of the craziness happened off-camera, so you won’t even really know about it. I get zillions of e-mails from whiteboys, negroes, yella fellahs, and redskins, asking over and over to fuck me on film. So we bring in this new boy-friend who e-mailed me, and guess what? No wood. So 4 hours and a dozen calls later, in comes Weed. He’s bad butt. And boy, did this man rail me precious. Just like a runaway serf! (his words). Anyways, we had a total blast. Speaking of blast, that just what this guy did…all over my feet! And I just had a pedicure!! Oh well…I licked ’em clean! Oh, and check out the outtake section this week! There’s a wonderful 10 minute interview from yours truly! Tah-dah! Get off boys, and until next week, hugs and kisses! Spring.