I want everyone to meet my new boyfriend, Jason. What a sweetie! He is my age, and he is white, and he’s consummate to bring home to meet everyone, and he’s smart, and he is worthy, and he’s polite, and he’s witty, and he is a virgin, and he’s in college, and someday he’s going to be a doctor, or a lawyer, or an accountant. Isn’t this dude great? So what’s my problem? Why do I wanna cheat on him so? He took me to a museum today, and while we were admiring the exhibit on Ancient Egypt a negro walked by, and I just about lost my mind. I set my good sweetie on some errands while I did nasty things with the negro. We almost got caught! More than once!! In the end my sweetie got a special treat, and so did I, and so did the negro, and even though I stomped off mad, I still love him! XOXO to you baby! Love, Spring