Hi Kids! Hope you had a great Turkey Day! I know I did…I hogged *all* the dark meat on the table 😉 — ok, ok. Bad joke. But this week’s update is no joke. I was stuck in this ghetto gas station, getting my car filled up, and I had to go to the bathroom. So I tell my girlfriend where I am going, and as I am squatting, trying to squeeze a pee (oh man, that bathroom was soooo gross! Yuck!) the door opens, and I am thinking it is my girlfriend, and it is not — it is this total ghetto cutie called Tracy. Now, I suffer from stage fright. I can not go if there’s anyone else in the room, but that didn’t bother Tracy. So since I could not go, the only thing to do was start lickin’ her black poontang. Well, this hottie ain’t no true colored girl, but she’ll do in a pinch! Oh yea, I might as well tell you now…she made me eat her booty. Ewww. Oh well. Get it done quick so my girlfriend waiting out in the car doesn’t miss me too much! HE-HE. Enjoy boys, and till next week — kisses!